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Job ID PSOTUS-004 · Open since Aug 27, 2026

The most prestigious cursed job in America is hiring.

Leavitt left. Zacharia lasted about five days. Dana White reportedly tapped out. The podium is still empty — and $VACANT is the only thing in the briefing room.

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Executive Communications

Press Secretary of the United States

Vacant
LocationBriefing Room, DC
EmploymentUntil the next post
Expected tenure≈ 5 days
Reports toTruth Social
Team6 UFC fighters (optional)
Briefings since Aug1
Days since Leavitt left
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VACANT
Days since Leavitt left
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Last day: Aug 27, 2026

Shortest tenure
≈5d

One briefing, then out

Names floated
2

A rapper and a UFC CEO

Applications open
∞

Including yours

Hiring pipeline

Previous applicants

Everyone who came near the podium since summer. None of them are still standing at it.

CandidateStageWhenOutcome
KL
Karoline LeavittPress Secretary
Hired Jan 2025 → Aug 27, 2026 Stepped down. Podium goes cold.
KZ
Katie ZachariaPress Secretary
Hired Oct 2026 · ≈5 days One briefing. Fired. Shortest tenure on record.
NM
Nicki MinajFloated by comms director
Floated Oct 25, 2026 “A good idea.” No offer made.
DW
Dana White“A violent Fighter and Warrior”
Offered Nov 7, 2026 Reportedly declined. Tapped out.
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Based on public reporting (The Hill, Newsweek, CNN, CNBC, Euronews). Dana White’s decline is per an unnamed CNN source. Satire — no one listed is affiliated with this token.

About the role

What we’re looking for

An official job description, if anyone had ever written one.

Requirements

You will

  • 01Survive at least one briefing
  • 02Learn about your hiring and firing from the same feed
  • 03Be a violent Fighter and Warrior (preferred)
  • 04Bring your own UFC fighters as assistants
  • 05Never, under any circumstances, answer a question
Compensation

What you get

  • 01A podium. Two microphones. Some cobwebs.
  • 02Tenure of roughly five business days
  • 03A memecoin named after your empty chair
  • 04Instant fame, instant replacement
  • 05Benefits: none. Dental: absolutely not.
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The podium is still empty.
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